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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Please do me a favour and post any pics of males / females masturbating in a chair - preferably an office chair but not exclusively so :

    A few to get the thread started !
     
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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    The really worrisome part is the request for males masturbating. This is a side of the large avian previously unrevealed. :rolleyes:
     
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  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Don't knock the guy he might be bi!!

    Hey Blurt, it's ok to admit it now you know, come on, step out of that closet :D
     
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  6. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Would it help if we posted pics of a guy wanking in the supply closet? :rolleyes:
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Have you FOUND any?? :eek:

    Hell you got MY interest peaked
     
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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    {Jesus, I've never looked for this stuff before; damn good thing you wrote that great story or I'd never have posted 'em :oops:}

    The first guy lifting his shirt so we can see his nipple--um, maybe it's just me, but it doesn't have quite the impact as when a cute chick does it. :rolleyes:

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  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Oh god YES!! GET IN!!

    Chairporn is soo HOT :D

    Thanks Sahara - you're the BEST
     
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  10. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    More Helpful Ideas for Big Bird

    If BB is unable to follow the fairly simple instructions for chair masturbation (wrap hand around it and stroke, as illustrated above), he could always enlist the assistance of one of his colleagues.​

    If the office environment is not conducive to getting a little help from a friend, BB could always leave the Bentley at home and start van-pooling.​

    And in the unlikely event BB is shy about playing with his colleagues' dicks, there are always the mates from cricket--after all, they're already self-described Boys Playing With Balls.​

    Hiring an otherwise unqualified blonde to handle 'special needs' is always an option. But it's so trite. I think BB should come out of the supply closet and take a walk on the wild side--and report back to us in detail on how it goes. :rolleyes:

     
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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Come on now - I couldn't see any chairs in the last few photos !
     
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    Chairs in every one of the 'boys being boys' pics--so I guess you really did like them. I can dig up more for you--all you have to do is beg. :rolleyes:
     
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  13. Caba

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    masturbation chair
     
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  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    more ...
     
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  15. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    There WERE CHAIRS in those pics?

    *Runs off to have another look*

    Nope! Still can't see them :-E
     
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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    hornyasfuck Porn Surfer

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    nice....
     
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  20. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    a few more
     
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