Do you wish to file a complaint? Write a strongly-worded letter? Of course you do.

File it here, please.

I’ll go first.

Microsoft Teams (a complaint in itself, right there) has inexplicably stopped recognizing the arrow keys on my keyboard. They work in outlook, excel, Chrome, Edge, you name it. Just not in Teams.

 

Just a general one….



…don’t even get me started on computer software!

 

I would like to complain about the complaints thread.

Why has there never been a complaints thread to complain in before?

Please note that this is a very serious and earnest complaint.

I will not take it lightly if you complain about my complaint.

 

No...no, no complaints....just a country boy tryin' to get along.

 

My complaint? What happend to spellcheck? I have a reputation as a condescending, arrogant, know-it-all, bitch.
I need my spellcheck back to maintain the image I like put forth that I'm educated beyond 8th grade.

 

Ill join in and it will also be about computer software.

I hate when I dare do a minor sudo dnf update in fedora linux and brake all my Gnome extensions. How can I use my computer with out my tile window manager and a weather app on the corner. Savage gnome developers

 

There was a full moon last night or the night before.

 

I already have a thread to complain about things that just piss me off, why would I need another. Then again, having another complaint thread might not be bad at all. I always find something to complain about, now I can spread it around in two threads No complaints here

 

I would like to complain about the quality of complaints these days. These complaints barely last a sentence. Back in the day we had complaints that could go on for pages at a time. Now those were proper complaints. Now even I can’t make a complaint more than a paragraph. Very disappointed.

 

Why did my Jeep only last 17 years? You'd think I'd driven the shit out of it! I waited in that complaint line for hours...

 

When I didn’t have much money, I would bake cookies as Christmas presents. These days, with the cost of ingredients, it would be cheaper to buy everyone a gift! WTF is going on with the price of vanilla beans?

 

***spots aesopstails in back of the line and waves her to come forward, just to look at her titties closer...and to help***

---Vanilla comes from an orchid plant. While there are 100+ varieties of orchids, only one, the vanilla planifolia, grows vanilla beans---Orchids are finicky plants and hard to keep alive. Orchid flowers are hand-pollinated during a short flowering period---Vanilla is the most labor-intensive crop in the world which is why it's only second in price to saffron..

Real vanilla is the only flavor regulated by U.S. law...the FDA mandates that a gallon of real vanilla extract have 13.35 ounces (378 grams) of vanilla beans in a solution of 35 percent alcohol. But 95 percent of the vanilla flavoring used in foods we eat (like vanilla ice cream) is synthetic

 

I'm bored as fuck and not gonna take it. complaining does not work. I am gonna take action, in the most damaging way, I will not stop until I am completely gratified, satisfied, rectified, specified, bonafide, objectified, classified, justified, ratified, quantified, and don't for a minute think otherwise.
Can I have a number now?